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Political Correct Insanity

August 23, 2016

Here’s an exmple of how to use politcal correctness consistently … and become insane in the process.

Headline: “Muslim man kills woman with axe in a train”.
Not good. Painting muslims with a broad brush. Let’s try again.
“Man kills women with axe in a train”.
Not good. That’s unfair and offending to men.
“Human being kills woman with axe in a train”.
What? All human beings are killers?
“Mammal kills woman with axe in a train”.
Now you’re offending mammals.
“Animal kills woman with axe in a train”.
You’re inciting hate against animals.
“Life form kills woman with axe in a train”.
What? You want to give ammunition to the haters of life forms?
“A bunch of chemical compounds kills women with axe in a train”.
No, No, No. You chemical-compound-phobe …
Enough. I’ve had it with this crap.
“Something kills women with axe in a train”.
We don’t want to put something under general suspicion. Do we?
Fine, this is my last version.
“Something or nothing kills woman with axe in a train”.

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