Honestly, this guy should be used to calibrate lie detectors.
The device is functioning correctly if it indicates a lie after his first 3 spoken sentences at the latest. 😉
“Mr. President, may we please have a moment of your time, Sir? We need to calibrate a lie detector. Now, can you just repeat a policy pronouncement into this microphone?”
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Whoa! You fed the President truth serum before he delivered your State of the Union address! 🙂
Best,
— x
Honestly, this guy should be used to calibrate lie detectors.
The device is functioning correctly if it indicates a lie after his first 3 spoken sentences at the latest. 😉
Love the image.
“Mr. President, may we please have a moment of your time, Sir? We need to calibrate a lie detector. Now, can you just repeat a policy pronouncement into this microphone?”
Best,
— x
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